what would liz lemon do?

I just realized that for any question you have in this life, you can always go to Liz Lemon--the woman who wanted to have it all, and who is finally having it all--for the answer. Here are some examples.

Question (Q): Who are the worst people?

Liz Lemon's Answer (LLA): Graduate students are the worst.

Q: What's the best comfort snack food or ice cream flavor?

LLA: Chocolate. Chocolate. Chocolate. Aaaaack!

Q: What is the best response when someone asks you to go to some gig of a band you never heard of at an abandoned loft or some ruined backyard with artsy names?

LLA: Nope, hipster nonsense. I'm out.

Q: How to get out of responsibilities?

LLA: I don't really think it's fair for me to be on a jury because I can read thoughts.

Q: Which party is the best party?

LLA: There ain't no party like a Liz Lemon party, 'cos a Liz Lemon party is mandatory.

And on to the subject of how to dance, I'll let these videos teach you how.

As a bonus, here's a tip from Cerie on the appropriate response when someone is being disrespectful to you.

Cerie: Did he just talk to me like I'm ugly?

Bye, 30 Rock :)

random musing #4

What if I'm a better editor than I am a writer? Does that make sense? And then I'll be spending my future editing some on-the-rise writers' to-be-best-selling books, while I'm stuck writing short, sad stories that go nowhere during my spare time :|